buffoon

My girlfriend's son

Hon, the buffoon's been on the computer again downloading porn.

The school called. The buffoon hasn't been there in weeks.

by doug318 May 25, 2010

buffoonery

(1) a term to describe an act of complete twattery, normally carried out by a buffoon.
(2) plural of buffet.

(1) "did you hear of Dan Newton's latest act of buffoonery?"
(2) "what a nice buffoonery! where are the sausages on sticks, eh?"

by failure33object April 26, 2005

biffon

the part that seprates you balls from your arse, or your vagina from your anus.

fun to fondle during sexual activity

*sing*
the line between your ass and your balls is called your biffon, it is a place that you should really not be sniffin'

by sam + teegan (H) February 1, 2008

muffin buffin'

The act of female masturbation.

While her husband was in France, Mrs.Logan-Price frequently engaged in muffin buffin'.

by Professor Hyram Blitz May 21, 2006

buffin

To perform the act of fellatio; to suck on the penis

Monica Lewinsky was buffin on President Bill Clinton.

by D Ber May 7, 2007

buffneck

a large overmuslced person

"damn bro, you going to the gym every day is making you a real buffneck"

by lil' ray ray July 8, 2005

White Buffoon

A Caucasian male utilized by African-American celebrities to portray all white men as weak and foolish, thus making themselves seem tough and socially acceptable.

Jimmy believed that accepting the role as "white buffoon #2" on the Method and Red show would boost his chances for real acting work.

by Stinky July 21, 2004