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headbutt the buffalo

An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"

The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
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buffalo wing

The tastyest frikin things ever invented!
by John sidjf June 11, 2008
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White Buffalo

Someone who is out of your league beautiful, educated, talented, admirable, driven, motivated, outgoing, fun, loving and happy. This is a person you not only admire but for the opposite sex it is similar to the unicorn but has a stronger meaning. A white buffalo is a rare breed. Anyone referred to as a white buffalo is well respected and rare to find. Hold on to a white buffalo if you can!
by rarebreedchick January 19, 2014
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buffalo twinkie

when having sex with a fat chick who is eatting fried chicken at the same time but the chicken is satisifing her more than you
dude i was buffalo twinkied by my wife yesterday shit
by rente2121 October 20, 2009
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buffalo exchange

a chain store that originates in Tucson, Arizona that buys/sells/trades clothing
I got rid of my old denim at Buffalo Exchange. I'm now wearing someone else's old denim. Rock on.
by passionateforapathy April 16, 2005
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Buffalo Bills

One of the NFL's loveable losers, they were founded in 1960 as a member of the AFL, winning 2 championships in the league in 1964 and '65. Made the playoffs just one time in the 1970s, despite having OJ Simpson at running back. Were an excellent team from the late 1980s to the late 1990s, with 10 playoff berths in 12 years. These teams were led by 2 hall of famers who never won a championship- quarterback Jim Kelly and coach Marv Levy. Buffalo went to 4 straight Super Bowls from 1990-93, losing everyone. The first was lost on a missed field goal by Scott Norwood. The Bills have not made the playoffs since 1999, despite assembling some talented players in recent years.
"The Buffalo Bills with a chance to win the Super Bowl, down 20-19 to the Giants. Norwood, from 47 yards out. His kick is up, it's long enough, but it's no good! Wide right!"
by Sports Info July 3, 2006
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Gianluigi Buffon

Gianluigi Buffon is an Italian goal kepper that plays for the Italian national team and the Siere A. He won a World Cup in 2006 and is probably the best Goalie in the world right now.
Torino fan: hey, who are we playing tomarrow?

Torino fan 2: Juventus.. we will probably loose though because Gianluigi Buffon is in goal....
by JTS. November 1, 2008
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