BenDeck

Doobs; moron; guy overwhelmed by life.

He can't handle anything. He's a real bendeck.

by Stevofsky September 17, 2016

Bendasyuk

BENDASYUK: a Ukrainian man who has moved to North America. Long lost cousin of the Bendachuck. People may feel the urge to get a rainbow headband when around a Bendasyuk. They will often walk with their head down.

Look at that Bendasyuk over there, he must get all the men.

by C078Y June 25, 2018

bend the other cheek over

Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.

"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.

by AdriBear May 12, 2018

ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.

1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"

by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009

Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.

Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.

by @24k October 26, 2010

South Bend Gentlemen

The act of spitting on your hand before shoving it into a girl's ass.

I was nice about it and gave Becca a South Bend Gentlemen last night

by chyeaaaaaaaaa February 1, 2014

hetro bender

The ability to turn an otherwise "straight" person, making them gain a ticket for the gay bus for unspecified period of time.

have you met her? She's turned more woman than she's had hot dinners. She's a right hetro bender

by Sweeny the hetro bender todd April 21, 2016