Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009

Broller Coaster

n: a roller coaster full of obnoxious bro's that scream excessively even when the ride has come to a full stop.

Ah damn here comes the broller coaster. Hold your ears.

by Smackkin November 25, 2010

bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"

I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker

by Noel Tichards December 13, 2017

Bollocks Off

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019

Bollock Butter

Bollock butter, the secretion from a man's penis after ejaculation.
Bollock butter aka spunk, jizz , cum, sperm and semen

Do you want to taste my Bollock butter.

I met up with a girl last night and she wanted my Bollock butter all over her chin

by slut slayer 69 December 2, 2021

Peach Brillo

A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.

I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014