brocked

-verb
to have an admission of love go unreturned

"My girlfriend brocked me the other day when I told her I loved her."

by Sivad Neerg April 2, 2009

Brokedness

To be broke on an epic level. Or to be beyond destitution.

I suffering from prolonged brokedness.

by Brokedness October 30, 2014

brocel

Brocel is a fellow brother of the Reddit incel community. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgins who are repulsive to the eyes and ears. Brocels are known to have massive fat fucking chodes that normally can’t fit into the average woman’s vagina, and they normally jack off at least 5 times a day to gay hentai and have a minimum of 3 anime waifu body pillow in their home. Brocels often spend their time on Reddit expressing their miserable, dateless lives still under the same room with their mom who plays Bingo at the local recreational center on Saturday-Sunday, and staring in the mirror to find a massive fucking 10-head (huge fucking Neanderthal looking forehead) that they will never get rid of. If you see these motherfuckers in the street...run.

“You dude did you see that fat fucking Reddit brocel in the corner of the McDonalds?”

“Yeah, this motherfucker is really crying his ass out and hugging an anime body pillow, the fuck.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

Brocked

1. In reference to an object or person being found in a previous state.

2. A recursive manner, which one can find themselves in.

3. In reference to an unexpected, non-positive or non-beneficial outcome.

1. "I almost have all the corners on a Rubik's cube solved, doh, I just got brocked."

2. "Hey, I thought you had an interview for a higher paying dream job, why are you still working here?"
"Well, things just did not work out as planned."
"Looks like you got brocked, dude."

3. "Shit, I just got brocked"

by TiZoP March 4, 2008

brocade

A cavalcade of bros

Man, look over there at all the drunks falling out of that bar, its a total brocade.

by Bril December 17, 2012

brocked

when someone asks you where you got that item of clothing or accessory and you actually got it from another friend without them knowing it even though you proudly wear it like you own it. So named after the friend in your group who does this the most.

"Hey thats a cool sweatshirt, where did you get it?"

"I brocked it"

by sundshine January 20, 2009

air-browed

under the influence of alcohol and/or marijuana (e.g. stoned, drunk or clarted)

tom "easy now beanfuck whatabean with your bean"
tony "jus tufted a couple of zoots, and had a bottle of vodka i'm air-browed man"

by Tom and Tony October 11, 2005