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breasteses

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.
Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!
by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006
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Breast friends

Tom: Did you hear about Dana and Katie?
Matt: What do they go out?
Tom: No they're just breast friends.
Matt: Hot
by Hank11234 January 26, 2011
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breastologist

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.
After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist
by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008
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Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.
by TheAbuser January 27, 2010
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breastaurant

A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009
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cambodian breastmilk

Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.
P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.

"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."
by What's a name? July 29, 2006
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Breastie

A strong and complex nonsexual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being BFF. Similar to a bromance.
If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.
by Lipsmackinggood December 12, 2012
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