Boyes

The bizarre act of chanting around a bonfire whilst naked on a beach with a tambourine singing Flo Rida, trying to attract a member of the opposite sex, which tends to have a very high success rate.

Boon - Dude, I can't get that girl Kerrie.
Tim - Do a Boyes at the beach tomorrow
Boon - Oh yeah man that'll definitely work...

by Crabman2 June 5, 2010

boyed

shame on you. if something bad or crap happens to someone you say 'boyed'.

to boy people off is to, annoy, take the piss out of, trick or prank.

1. person one : *trips over*
Person two: boyed!

2. person one: *eats all the pies*
person two: oh no, i really wanted some pies
person one: boyed!

3. person one: "oh i can't go out because i have to do homework and washing up and i am a loser with no friends"
person two: boyed!

4. person one: *is asleep*
person two: hahahhaha i'm gonna draw all over person ones face, boyed!
person one: *wakes up and sees face* "oh no i got boyed"

5. person one: oh my dayz that breh just insulted my mum, i got boyed
person two: haha, boyed.

6. person one: *takes a sip out of person twos drink while theyre not looking*
person two: *doesnt notice*
person one: "teeheehee, boyed"
person two: *picks up drink and spills it*
person one: ...boyed!

7. person one: "what does boyed mean??"
person two: "hahahha, boyed, you dont know what boyed means! hahaha"

by mr.boyed. January 13, 2006

Boyer

The perfect man, husband, or sweetheart. Literally flawless.

Haha, look at fuckin' Boyer, he's a perfect little boy.

by jake09k December 28, 2005

Boyertown Mutant

An area of Pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow". These things all look alike and demonstrate characteristics associated with "freak accidents". They are all tall, thin and pale with jet black hair and beady eyes. They are cannibals and enjoy horse meat. They wear Tevas all year round and drink warm milk. They shop at Wal-Mart FOR EVERYTHING and drive Chevy Astro vans with tinted windows. They enjoy gardening....in winter. Lawn gnomes adorn their property. They don't read bedtime stories to their children...they put on the 'human centipede' on blu-ray and leave the room. They only buy jordache jeans...white washed of course (however, if route 66 is on sale they will consider this as an alternative). Flannel is a must. Their weddings are performed by a blind little person who recites entire ceremony in pig latin. They are generally nice but do not wave to them as they consider this as a 'fuck you' and consider the middle finger as a sign of welcoming. They take poops on the hour...never a second earlier or later. Avoid area at all costs.

Dude are you really wearing tevas? you look like a fucking Boyertown Mutant.

by TheGreatGagsby February 8, 2012

Boyeeeee

What you would call your homeboy, friend, or another male.

What up boyeeeee?

by Dirty Face April 13, 2011

boydell

The 3rd friend in a group

"Me, Boyd & Boydell."

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Boyer

Pooping yourself in the Caf

Did you hear about Andrew? He pulled a boyer!

by pullaboyer January 16, 2011