Throbbing English Bowtie

The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.

Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie

by STP Hansel March 18, 2006

Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

sparkly bowtie

When you jizz on a girls upper chest and pour glitter on it like preschool arts and crafts.

We were making hand turkeys last night but one thing led to another and I was giving her a sparkly bowtie.

by Bigfootstick July 22, 2016

Norwegian bowtie

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache

Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome

by Do hoe February 26, 2023

honolulu bowtie

A sexual act that involves lighting the tip of your dick on fire then whipping it about the room like you’re a goddamned resort entertainer.

It’s like giving her a Cincinnati bow tie but with some showmanship. I wanted to get her to sleep with me so I pulled a Honolulu bowtie.

by Heebie kykeburger May 10, 2019

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.

"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."

by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016