canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.

Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.

by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006

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Bowzer

A Man or Woman who look exactly like the dog that they are walking.

Orig: From the Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Film 'I Love You Man'

"That Skinny Girl has a Greyhound, man she is a Bowzer"

by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014

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colon bowler

One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.

"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"

"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."

"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"

by Nooger & a ninja February 24, 2005

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