Bornagasm

Having such a good orgasm it feels like you were born again.

She lay there trembling and crying after her huge bornagasm.

by schwiggaschwagga January 17, 2010

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bornado

A tornado of boredom, which leaves nothing but nothingness and despair in it's wake.

Man, I got hit by a bornado last night...there wasn't shit to do at all.

by Harlequin Tempest February 28, 2010

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is an American singer-songwriter, actor, and keyboard player. He is known for fronting the bands Exit 22 and Sahara from Jackson and Manalapan New Jersey respectively performing at The Stone Pony and The Starland Ballroom. Bourne is the winner of Liberty Idol of 2010 at Jackson Liberty High School and 3rd place finalist of Freehold Idol in 2008. He is known for his comparisons and looks of Seth Rogen and Jack Black. To his friends, Freddie is known to be the comic relief in his group of friends such as driving on the pick-up of a truck with almost no clothes on, dancing to loud music (not professionally), and his flamboyant personality to which confuses people of his sexual orientation. Despite this behavior, Bourne is straight known for his unintentional flirting with women.

Guy: Hey, Freddie Bourne! You are a great vocalist, man!
Freddie Bourne: Hey, thanks man!

Guy: You know who you look like? Seth Rogen. Ha ha ha!

Freddie: Ha ha, yeah, I get that a lot.

by UnknowntoPeople June 4, 2010

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Bourne

Bourne, Massachusetts is a very diverse, ridiculous, and interesting place to live. This town consists of villages, Sagamore, Sagamore Beach, Bournedale, Buzzards Bay, Monument Beach, Gray Gables, Cataumet, and Pocasset. It is predominantly white and protestant with scattered Roman Catholics and African-Americans. The School system is alright until you get to Bourne High. BHS turns everyone into a screwed up, cynical druggie. The winters are absolutely brutal creating a ghost town. Nearly everyone in the town succumbs to smoking dope and drinking during the winter to cope with the lack of shit to do. When I say everyone i mean EVERYone. parents and children alike. One of the towns in massachusetts with most Marijuana use per capita. As spring comes about every village becomes inhabited with old people and tourists who take it as their right to deny the year-rounders the liberty of using the beaches and having bonfires. The summer is hot and humid and every village has its niche for the teenagers. Pocasset is bridge jumping, Sagamore beach is beaching, Sagamore is walking to the beach, monument beach is walking to pocasset, Buzzards Bay is being ghetto, and Bournedale is asking their parents to move. Once August comes and the tourists leave and summer is ending is the best time of year for a two week span between touristlessness and school is a freedom of no other. People with the luxury of living in this town take it for granted,

1- It's december what's up in bourne?
2- Smoking dope and drinking

1- It's april what's up in bourne?
2- Kids are getting antsy in their pantsy.

1- It's july whats up in Bourne
2- TOURISTS.

1- It's october what's up in bourne
2- Kid's are back in school and hating life.

by qdisciple July 9, 2010

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Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

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