bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

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Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

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bottemest

the lower of the lowest ( the bottom)

the bottemest drawer

by hotiron October 19, 2019

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bottledog

Someone who collects bottles to redeem the deposit.

Get out of my recycling bin you useless bottledog... get your own bottles!

by DeShaunius July 29, 2020

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Bottecelligezwets

Presenting made up fantasy situations as facts.

"Break yourself fool, all that bottecelligezwets really kills my vibe!"

by Rauwman August 17, 2020

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Bobted

An object belonging to Jack Flewitt (Apart of the Flewitts) which has and will be cherrished forever, they also have every disease known to man growing on them.

Aww you treat that like a Bobted.

by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021

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