Boner

A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

by CEO of Screaming April 26, 2020

Boner

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2007

Boner

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff

Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club

by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014

boner

A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.

Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.

by Cousin Joe August 31, 2007

boners

A group of musicians who play the trombone. Usually used in an informal context, such as marching.

The flutes screwed up another chart that the boners set perfectly.

by POKETNRJSH September 16, 2008

Boner

Another way for saying someone is being lame or no fun

“Ya wanna go out tonight?”
“Nah”
“The hell why not?”
“Because I got homework”
“Oh come on that’s due in 2 days it’s just one night don’t be a boner!”
“Fuck you fine”

by Gubby clitoris January 11, 2022

Boner

A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.

"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"

by inufan_7 October 22, 2008