Bluetooth Douche

Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.

See also: Bluetooth Ass

Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.

Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.

by Professor Graves October 18, 2008

blut

It's german for blood

blutsauger - bloodeater

by König December 21, 2006

Bluntologist

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.

"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."

by cardiddy January 31, 2005

the bluetones

one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are.
i cant believe there's no definitions for them on here!
so im gonna give them the definition they deserve.
such gorgeous music ranging from soft rock to almost folky type stuff, utterly unique.
Fronted by mark morriss who wrote my favourite poem of all time in the back cover of their 3rd album 'Science& Nature'.
Anyway...yeh fronted by Mark Morriss (or Big Mo)
his brother Scott Morriss , Adam Devlin and Eds Chesters.
Played near where i live in november....my brother went to see them and stole the set list off the stage...and went on the tour bus ....and met the band.
They write all of their own songs (why would they need covers when they're so damn awesome?)
Some of their most well known songs are 'Bluetonic', 'Are You Blue Or Are You Blind?', 'Marblehead Johnson' and 'Keep The Home Fires Burning'.
If you've never heard of The Bluetones then you deserve a slap but at least after reading this you now have!!
*Mark Morriss is a lyrical genius in his own right*

I sleep in my beloved bluetones t-shirt

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004

bluntococcus sativus

Latinized name of a Phillies Blunt(bluntococcus) filled with ganja (sativus). See also blunt.

And on the eighth day, God created the bluntococcus sativus.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

Bluetooth Tourettes

Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.

Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!

The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.

Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!

by Shoxedone June 23, 2009

Bluetooth Push

The act of inserting bluetooth-enabled device in your person in anticipation of receiving a bluetooth message.

Hey, Dave! Get your mum to Bluetooth push me! I'm waiting!

by djsixtoes October 16, 2009