Blumpkin

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010
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blumpkinator

One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.
As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.
by Brett Burnette December 13, 2007
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Blumpkin

Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
by fuckoffyougutterslut February 12, 2014
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Blumpkin

Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.
by Beccamckennabrady January 25, 2022
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Blumpkin

The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.
Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
by wing513 June 23, 2011
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Blumpkin

Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob
by Bitchwantme December 04, 2013
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Blumpkin

verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.
Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.
by n24 September 09, 2009
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