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Blow me backwards

The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.
Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!
by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010
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Brownback

The act of having unprotected anal sex using your partners fecal matter as luberication.
The governor of Kansas brownbacked his aide Jesus so hard he had poo splatters all over his desk.
by Way dog February 13, 2015
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Samoan Blowback

This is where a man will put his penis inside his/her anal cavity blocking off any gases trying to escape (this often works better when the reciever is ill). Once the recipient can no longer hold their fart in, the man replaces the penis with his mouth allowing the very acidic fart to spray into his mouth causing blistering and swelling at the back of the throat. Some people choose to deficate into the mouth afterwards to ensure infection. This act became popular and mainstream in the 90s.
Fancy a Samoan blowback?

Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.
by Mirko Mirko December 9, 2010
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Brownbacker

Someone that stabs you in the back and then brown noses you to make it back up.
I just caught that brownbacker in bed with my little sister and now he wants to volunteer to buy refreshments for their next girl scout meeting.
by dopple20422 December 31, 2009
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Swedish Blowback

When a man is getting a blowjob, and right before he comes, he inserts his penis in her nostril, shoots his jizz inside her nose, so that it comes out of the other nostril. See: Neti Pot.
Inga to her girlfriend Greta: Last night I was giving Bjorn a blowjob, when all of a sudden, he pulled out and gave me a Swedish blowback! That asshole! I had to use my neti pot for an hour to get all the jizz out!
by madisonnewbie April 12, 2009
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Brownbacking

Anal sex with an ass so poopy you don't need lube.
I was brownbacking the governor of Kansas last night, and man did his shit stink!
by SFMattyG February 14, 2015
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brownback

Area of fecal smearing in the lower back done by the penis during or at the end of anal intercourse, caused by the bottom partner a priori failure to clear their bowls.
After fucking her in the ass, I gave her a brownback.

While fucking my ass, he pulled out and gave me a brownback.

One of the benfits of double penetration is the possibility of instant double brownback - that's why you should try it!
by crycrybabycrybaby February 12, 2015
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