Awesome Blossom

Cool, awe inspiring, great.

"That game is totally Awesome Blossom."

by Jaye Cabusi May 20, 2005

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Squash blossom

When Tony sits on your face.

He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.

by OlDirtyB July 7, 2022

Blossom Bitch

When your bottom bitch got such a glow up she became your main bitch

DID YOU JUST CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A BLOSSOM BITCH? yeah i guess you're right.....

by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

bloody blossom

A used tampon

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."

by DORMAR May 12, 2016

Turd Blossom

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020

blossom top

A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman

There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.

by Blossom Top April 29, 2021