bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"

"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"

by --3993-- June 28, 2005

Blopkin

Related to the Blumpkin. The Blopkin is the act of recieving fellatio while playing a multiplayer game of Call of Duty: Black Ops (Blops). Concurrent with your orgasm, you must score a headshot against an opposing player.

Shirley gave me a Blopkin last night; I got a headshot and so did she!

by Roflcopty234 March 18, 2011

bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.

"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."

by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013

Blop Job

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.

Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.

by Miles B. March 11, 2009

Blomp

A really fat person. A combination of blob and blimp

Ash Saturn is such a blomp!

by Beer Fetish January 31, 2018

Blooper

Those squids in the Mario games.
They are a bitch to escape when you are swimming, totally vulnerable to them unless you have a fire flower or a cape.

A blooper attacked me when I was trying to swim towards that mushroom, taking my last life!

by Loodeedoo January 29, 2009

Bloop

When a girl is riding a guys penis and he cums inside of her vagina. She then gets up and the cum drips out of her vagina making a bloop sound.

Last night I blooped my girlfriend and then she scurried away to the bathroom.

by Anti-Scam December 17, 2014