Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

Broomed

"BROOMED" The word used to describe being fucked over, no matter how big or small, whether it be your mate "accidentally" forgetting his wallet when the bill comes and its time to pay or even fucking your mrs behind your back, "BROOMED" has so many levels to it.

1. Last Sunday, spoke to broom, said to come all the way to sentosa to his and we will go for a few hours to KM8 cos i really wanted to go , IT WAS ALL ARRANGED!about 40 mins later and just before i get the taxi i recieve a txt saying - mate dont know if u have left yet but i cant be arsed to go now! BROOMED!!!!!!
2. This morning I gave Broom a lift to work like I do every morning. Then he goes to get himself some breakfast but doesn't ask me if I want any! When I confronted him about it he claims he couldn't find me to ask but I hadn't left my desk since we got into work! BROOMED!!!!!!

by Broomed!!!!!!!! December 9, 2008

bloomer dropper

Any mixed drink, wine, beer, etc. thats makes a women horny, easy, quick to give it up.

Man, that Boons Farm wine is a real Bloomer dropper, after one bottle she was all over me.

by RAWDAWG635 September 26, 2008

Red Blooded Lesbian

A type of lesbian, that conforms with the scientific research that people are born gay. These women always have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, larger, slightly masculine hands, the whurl of hair on the back of their heads naturally turns anti clockwise.

These are traits formed because of a higher level of testosterones in the womb during birth. Having these traits does not mean someone is a lesbian, she must also be attracted to women. This is just a very common type of lesbian. Equally, not having these traits does not mean you are not gay.

Friend - "Woah your hands are huge"
Red blooded Lesbian - "You should see my penis"

Friend - "Woah your hands are tiny!"
Lesbian - "So are yours"
Friend - "Ya, but your a Dyke"
Lesbian - "But Im not a red blooded dyke, duh!"

by louloumc89 October 18, 2008

Bloomer

A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.

Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!

by reticulated python October 21, 2008

Boomed on

In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.

Alonzo Mourning got Boomed On by Vince Carter.

by Isaac Ferguson February 10, 2008

warm-blooded whore

a whore who wears little or no clothing.

At nighttime on the corner of 4th and 5th, there was a creature who appeared to have no pants nor a shirt, but had high heels and a purse. I wasn't sure if it was a man or woman(it was dark)it approached me very slowly, and behind "it", came out more of itself.Then I was scared and screamed out....WARM-BLOODED WHORES!!!!!!!!!that's all

by jajarule May 30, 2007