blond

A term blacks and some browns use indiscriminately towards white people.
Yo that blond haired blue eyed cracka!
by traveling bob August 14, 2006
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blonde

Did u see that brunette, man was she blonde. She thought 2+2 equaled 22
by Farleyman July 4, 2003
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Blonde

Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).
- Nobody wants to go out with me!
- Then dye your hair to blonde!
by Darko M. December 9, 2008
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blonde

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.
by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006
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blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.
Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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blonde

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.
oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith
by sarah December 14, 2004
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blonde

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.
Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!
by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006
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