Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

writer's block

A condition that may occur while writing. It causes the person afflicted to be unable to think of what to write next. Typically, the less interesting the topic is to the writer, the higher the severity and chance of occurence.

Some English instructors (different from teachers, who actually teach) will exploit this by having their students write about a topic that hardly anyone cares about. Those who get the most severe cases of writer's block will fail because they couldn't think of anything to write.

A: So I had to write an essay over the importance of having friends with different cultures and whatnot.
B: How'd you do?
A: I got writer's block before I could even begin. And failed.
B: Again?
A: Again.

by Tisteca February 11, 2009

Glock Block

When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.

A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"

by mengohengo May 10, 2011

cheek block

When one goes in for a kiss on the lips and is met with a sudden head-jerk motion by the kissee resulting in lip to cheek contact as opposed to the intended lip to lip. Usually used as a signal meaning, "I am not interested."

Whoa! Sorry, Bro, I saw you goin' for the kiss, but that bitch straight up cheek blocked you! She just wasn't feelin' it.

by Firsthand Experience July 6, 2008

cock blockin

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it

"dude you were totally cock blockin me!!"

by wassup wassup January 4, 2008

Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.

Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.

by gottimafia February 4, 2010

Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."

I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.

by Mista Mase December 4, 2017