Blinker

Carrier of a rather large Schlong

Yes, I am in fact a Blinker

by Natural born retard October 6, 2022

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025

Clarkston Blinker

A fully-functional Blinker on a modern day automobile, however it is never utilized. Something about Clarkston, WA, perhaps the water or some kind of aura of stupidity.

That bitch used her Clarkston Blinker to make that turn, how thoughtful.

by OdiNxCore June 18, 2021

egg blinker

Grab your dab pen take four 4second hits but spaces them out by 2 seconds & hold all of them for eight seconds

yo take an egg blinker

by grimorium June 17, 2024

Blinker terrorist

A blinker terrorist is someone who utilizes fear and violence, often through the excessive or inappropriate use of their turn signal, to intimidate or control others on the road while driving.

1: The only way to drive in 2024 is to fully adopted and embrace the ideology of being a blinker terrorist.

2: Driving became so much easier once I became a blinker terrorist.

by Harold McDougalson February 10, 2024

blinker creeper

The driver in front of you, during rush-hour no doubt, who creeps at 10 mph trying to get the best postion to exit the off ramp. Typically this driver ends up running out of options and stops, in your lane, until someone let's him in.

OMG this blinker creeper is such an ass. 3 people have given him a chance to merge onto the off ramp but he keeps going----at 10 mile an hour. Just Go!

by Blame Ceiling Hue July 3, 2010

Blinker

A slur used against someone who blinks.

I saw that dirty, no good blinker getting goosed by my daughter!

by Soevil11 November 26, 2025