egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat

dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker

by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024

Blinker

A special tool to show people where you are going.

Fucking dumbass didnt use his blinker.

by pseudonym real name February 14, 2018

blinker down

When you are too stupid to know the difference between left and right. Therefore referring to left turns as “blinker down”, like driving a vehicle.

“Blinker down” at the next stop sign.

by Tittytwisterd April 10, 2022

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 11, 2009

Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Blinker

Taking a hit of tobacco with keif on top

Just ripped a fat blinker now I'm high af

by Keelmobileis March 13, 2025