Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability

Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees

by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020

Biniss

slang for 'business' but much more gangsta.

"I run this biniss."
"I just gave her the biniss."

by GussChiggins October 27, 2009

Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Blind Gina Syndrome

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.

I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

by Nathan J. Cooper September 30, 2007

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017

Blin

Translates as "Pancake" but is also a Russian slang term for a whore.

Alternative to Blyat and often used as a joke

Oi blin , bring the kvass. It is time for Slav hardbass.

by Polkovnik Blyatski December 21, 2017