blind crush

Having a crush on some one who has no idea who you are while they have a crush on you and feel that you have no idea who they are.

She: "I have a crush on him, but he doesn't even know I exist"
Him: "wow she's perfect, but I doubt she even knows my name"
Friend: "you guys have a blind crush"

by -Anyonenoone February 15, 2014

Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain December 19, 2007

blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.

Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*

by LIEK HALLO December 28, 2005

legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

by jermwash November 11, 2014

illegally blind

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017

blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.

Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!

by ohthree11 December 9, 2010

blind cheerleader

Someone you work with who countlessly sends "go team" and "attaboy" e-mails and memos to the entire staff, without having any real teams goals or really ever attaining anything positive for the company.

"Hey Michael, stop junkin' up my inbox with your blind cheerleader emails. We haven't hit a sales goal in four months, so there's nothing to pump anyone up about...".

by WS3RD May 19, 2014