Loose Blimp

A wasteful government program that is kept alive solely because of the amount of money already dumped into it.

Refers to the $2.7 billion useless and barely functioning military surveillance blimp that broke loose from its mooring in 2015 near Baltimore in 2015 and wrecked everything as it floated off to Pennsylvania.

Obamacare is a loose blimp.

by Matt Haarington December 28, 2015

backdoor blumpff

A qweef from the anus caused by too much anal sex; therefore creating a loose asshole where air can not be contained. So during anal sex, after, or just random blumpffs that are unable to be contained.

I had no idea too much anal would cause me to have so many backdoor blumpffs.

by real big deal gennie September 13, 2016

wank blimp

Hold the tip of you foreskin whilst cumming to keep your glorious wank mess free.

Dude I totally did a wank blimp last night

by Wank blimp October 13, 2017

A pimp blimp

A blimp made for pimps

2 chain babe a pimp blimp babe

by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020

New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has then rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp

Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" and it was time to spark it up

by FrankW May 18, 2022

blimp dick

A overly oval penis.

His blimp dick tore my ass open.

by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013

Sink the Blimp

Eating eight puppies raw

Let's go sink the blimp, governor.

by Brett Favre September 26, 2004