The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.
Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"
Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?
LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"
Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"
Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?
by Pr.Mongrunzle August 17, 2008
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Yess, fire fire got me so tired ima stop drop and rooooooolll
Put a wet towel under the doooooooor
Dont pass it I cant take it no mooooore
Somebody take a trip down to the stoooooore
hurry please cus i need some snacks snacks snacks snacks
and how long will it take to get back back back back
Yes indeed ima lil off track track track track track
Off this weed and im full of that yac yac yac yac yac
Get on in that stinkin Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
and it aint enuff room to fit the other chicks inside
Im so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everyting insiiiiiide
Me and my blueberrys together and everythings all right
Put a wet towel under the doooooooor
Dont pass it I cant take it no mooooore
Somebody take a trip down to the stoooooore
hurry please cus i need some snacks snacks snacks snacks
and how long will it take to get back back back back
Yes indeed ima lil off track track track track track
Off this weed and im full of that yac yac yac yac yac
Get on in that stinkin Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
and it aint enuff room to fit the other chicks inside
Im so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everyting insiiiiiide
Me and my blueberrys together and everythings all right
by educator of the haters April 11, 2005
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1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
by Seth T. January 19, 2008
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that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!
by daniel and madison January 19, 2009
Get the Blueberry Muffin Cake mug.a sexual move in which the female is on top of the male and then pulls out suddenly. The male will be suprised and when this is happening, the woman hops around all over the man, randomly deposits feces on him, then rawrs and escapes.
by anyaaaa!(: April 1, 2010
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The title of your crotch area, while you have blue balls. Your wanka being the trunk, and the blue balls being blueberry's, creating a Blueberry Elephant
by Big Black and Buldging December 3, 2010
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