The Big Uplink

The Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet. Eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Bodies are destined to become obsolete. With The Big Uplink, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death (from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god GETS it... as pure intelligence... clear as a memory... because it all is.

We are all begotten sons (and daughters, living and) dying for (that is, here for the acquisition of the experience of) our (own) sins (physical experiences).

What will you bring home?

by Littleflower November 21, 2004

the big man upstairs

A deity who lives "on high" in Heaven or another analogous place. Most often refers to the God of Christianity.

Man, I was saved by the big man upstairs the other day, and I feel great!

by melchizedek70x7 November 13, 2013

Big guy upstairs

God

"Peter work's for the big guy upstairs."

by Casandshail December 27, 2019

big man upstairs

A nickname for God, specifically in the Christian faith.

I pray to the big man upstairs every morning.

by BrotherEd July 23, 2016

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Big dick upset is when your ability to smile is gone.

He lost his job, dog, girlfriend, car, and house all in one day. He is definitely big dick upset.

by Comidois De’America October 29, 2022

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A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
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by A4775 October 17, 2020

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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

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John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021