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bibliofecosis

the immediate need to defecate brought on by proximity to reading materials. can be triggered by single books, this usually refers to the urge being brought on in a bookstore of sorts.
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Stitchopoulis can't walk into a bookstore without immediately being hit with a bout of bibliofecosis, and having to find the bathroom to take a shit.
by grunzer November 22, 2010
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Bibleing

To sit in a library for a countless amount of time, attempting to do Bible Homework, but really just discussing every day life.
Ashley and David were bibleing it up today in the library.
by President Manahan November 30, 2011
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A Biblical Catastrofuck

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond
"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"
by Nhlamza February 8, 2019
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bible dip

ask the bible a question close your eyes open to a random page and put your finger on a word without looking, and whatever that word is has something to do with the answer to your question
i did a bible dip yo
by CHAA. August 9, 2006
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bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.
Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010
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bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006
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