Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!
Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.
Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.
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Leslie has been playing hard to get for weeks, so tonight I'm grabbing her for traditional Amanda Berriage.
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Used in Red Vs Blue By tucker when he was about to die, or some sort of trouble
Used in Red Vs Blue By tucker when he was about to die, or some sort of trouble
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by The Pat Masta Flex April 6, 2009
Get the Jerkin the Berkin mug....the feeling you get when you visit Berlin, Germany's capital. It feels as if you have just entered another universe.
When we vacationed in Berlin last year, we felt as if we were on another planet. What a Berliniverse!
by ricci-s April 28, 2009
Get the Berliniverse mug.Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
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