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[Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]

English Definition

This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.


German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz

English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.

German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!

German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony October 17, 2008
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wallah benz

Another phrase used when describing something particularly amazing.
E.g. "Wallah benz, this twenty bag is incredible!!"
by Dimitri0ski August 31, 2014
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Benz

A Benz is a person who is tight and badass and a loyal person.
Josh: Hey look at that girl in the field she's such a Benz man.
JJ: I know right!
by Janter34 January 8, 2015
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Benz-ing

A word commonly used by members of the Douchebag community, means going for a ride in a Mercedes-Benz vehicle. This community has come across some money in a short period of time, to move out of the urban ghettos and afford expensive cars, only to defile these beautiful cars by standing next to them in pictures on social media.
"Mum! I'm gonna go Benz-ing in ya car with my mates".
by idontlikeyou1 January 28, 2019
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benz

Short for mercedes benz. referring to someone or something as “benz” is comparing them to this luxurious and good looking car.
oh my god did you see Pepesylvia’s recent post? she’s so benz. i wish i was as pretty as her!”
by Pepesylvia May 1, 2018
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Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny
by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018
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Satra Benz

A music band from Romania, which makes trashy trap-rap singing about manele,fighting, guns they dont own and money. The name can be translated as Gypsy-group Benz, Benz as in Mercedes-Benz which has nothing to do with the previous word.
B: Have you ever heard a song and wish you were deaf?
G: Satra Benz, right?
by junkwd December 31, 2016
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