Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedesemblem.
Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?
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Mercedes Benz

I am Mercedes Benz
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[Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]

English Definition

This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.


German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz

English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.

German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!

German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony August 24, 2008
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wallah benz

Another phrase used when describing something particularly amazing.
E.g. "Wallah benz, this twenty bag is incredible!!"
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Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed
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Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 03, 2025
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The Benz

A Deep state of depression that usually follows after a euphoric sense of happiness. Typically when someone has went through a life changing realization of a new way to feel happy, then reverts to their "old self".
Sorry for not being around as much lately Buddy, I've just been in "The Benz" lately...
by Thē Benz May 07, 2022
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