shit behind the radiator

after sex when the woman goes to the bathroom to clean her vagina u take a sneaky poo behind the radiator and leave quickly.

look at that wee dirty fat ride I took a shit behind the radiator at hers last weekend!

by Robsoned August 14, 2017

Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 08, 2018

dry behind the ears

(a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart.

Those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012

war behind you

saying that you will do anything for that person

mariah- “ tbh mariah “
kenli- “ family, war behind you fs 💙 “

by idontwanna12345 April 25, 2022

behind Gods back

not knowing where you are or how to find a place.

Sonnnn, this place is behind Gods back !
i cant find it anywhere.

by sdoodlesz November 28, 2009

Man Behind The Slaughter

The Man Behind The Slaughter is the man from Five Nights at Freddy's. And he's annoying as hell that's why the ghosts of the children surrounded him-- and, yeah, yeah, his death.

Person 1: Hey ever heard of that Man Behind the Slaughter guy? Who is he?
Person 2: The guy right behind you eating your foot.
Person 1: PFFT, HAH! Nice joke.
Person 2: No, really.
Person 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU WEREN'T LYING!!!!

by Backsoon April 28, 2020

look behind you

something a killer will say before proceeding to rip your guts out

Stalker: Look behind you
Guy: hUh? AHHHHHH

by Xdddddd1 July 12, 2017