Benjamin

Benjamin is the type of guy that is very funny, he is very michevious and he loves to play around but doesn't go into a fight. He also may be a nerd-ish person.

Benjamin walked into the room and waved to John

by That One Random Guy In the Cor August 25, 2016

Benjamin

An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.

Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!

by eragons_angel March 30, 2009

Dirty Benjamin

When one has anal sex with another, then straight after gets a blow job of an un suspecting person.

Guy1: " Hey, i heard Simon bummed Graham then gave Tom a dirty Benjamin"
Guy2: YEAH MAN!

by Matt Bennett October 19, 2006

Sloppy Benjamin

Getting a blowjob from a very rotund girl. She generally uses her jowls to assist in giving said blowjob resulting in lots of saliva all over the place.

I heard you got a Sloppy Benjamin from that fat girl at the party.

by WVU SER April 18, 2009

Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

Benyamin

If you have a Benyamin, you are extremely lucky. Not only is he handsome asf (he’s Persian ;) but he’s also caring, loving, understanding, and absolutely perfect. Benyamin is most interested in music, and spend a lot of time playing his guitar. But do NOT make him mad or upset. You will regret it. So, hold on to this guy until the end cuz you are privileged to have somebody like Benyamin.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What
Me: I have a boyfriend!
Friend: Ooooo what’s his name?
Me: Benyamin!
Friend: You mean Benjamin?
Me: Hell no. I mean Benyamin.
Friend: Where’s he from?
Me: Iran!

by stfu2847 August 15, 2018

breaking benjamin

heavy metal band with two albums, we are not alone and saturate

show me how it ends, it's alright
show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
well that's alright, let's give this another try
-so cold

I want a normal life
just like a new born child
I am a lover hater
I am an instigater
You are an oversight
Don't try to compromise
I'll learn to love to hate it
I am not integrated
-sooner or later

by John March 27, 2005