Reet

A mix of YEET and REEEEE

REET WHERE ARE MY UNDERPANTS HONEY wife:I think there.... oh you’re naked

by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019

Reet

Philly slang for something gross, ugly, smelly, etc.

Bruh that jawn be stankin like a reet

Keisha farted and it smells like reet

by lil mag April 29, 2019

Reet

Slang term for “retard”. The term retard has become too politically incorrect and too well known. Use reet so people won’t know what the heck you’re talking about unless you informed them prior, hence making the term “reet” 10x funnier

I can’t believe John failed his test, he’s such a reet.
Look at that guy over there that forgot a pencil, what a reet!

by Itteber May 21, 2019

Reet

The first half of “retard” referring to the person as retarded.

“Yo Dave is pretty stupid huh?”

“You didn’t know that he’s a reet?”

by TripNip69 October 14, 2019

reet

Can be used in multiple ways. It can be a greeting (re'et), a reaction or as something completely different. This form of reet was invented by the incredible Squirrel Pro Channel. Can only be lowercase, no exceptions.

1. (Jimmy dies in a game.) Jimmy: What the reet was that?
2. (Steve sees his friend.) Steve: re'et to you, my friend.

by notjawmonster June 7, 2018

Reet

Something you say when you want to say yeet and ree

Bob: reet

Devin: ok then

by Z3ph24 February 1, 2020

Reet

A nice way of saying retard

Man you're a reet you know that?

by Dahhluv March 27, 2020