Baby-Batter

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!

by MadManManic January 1, 2007

slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...

a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

beiber batter

Justin Beibers' semen.

that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

Batter Bomb

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.

After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.

by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012