School Bathrooms

the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other

School Bathrooms are nasty asf

by youngboy better June 6, 2021

Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"

by StinkTaco March 4, 2008

Executive Bathroom Island

According to Family Guy, the animated TV series:

An island, typically accessed by private helicopter, which houses restroom facilities for business executives.

"So uh... where is this executive bathroom?"

"THERE!"

*musical overture*

"Welcome to Executive Bathroom Island!"

by Vechs February 9, 2010

taco bell bathroom

the most dirtyiest unclean bathroom in the world seiously

taco bell bathroom is dirty

by reaalyanonymousv21 September 7, 2009

Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

by chork September 9, 2005

Bathroom 4

A person(s) who drives a Polaris Ranger on a night ride in the desert and gets lost.

We all had to leave camp the other night to look for Jason and Megan. They were BATHROOM 4!

by The Sherriff is near February 23, 2008

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012