Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

Alex is a basterd

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

Grundle baster

A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.

Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.

by The Grunch March 2, 2009

Baster

A girl who loves to perform the act of giving head

man that girl was a baster

by Hallie Rehmer January 19, 2003

Booze Baster

One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".

Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.

by DaTacoSauce November 21, 2010

basterd

A would-be filter bypass, if JJTublear could spell it right.

<JJTublear> trafton u basterd

by [GpW]NinjA August 13, 2003