Bastard

A name a southern dad gives his son
by Little bastards November 24, 2020
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Bastard

Part of one the most famous lines from South Park.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.
Or...
"George Bush was a bastard."
by inzomniacFTW March 25, 2010
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bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to
I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!
by BKingL January 09, 2006
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bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.
1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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bastards

Referring to the SCO Group.
Below is our (SCO's) business strategy


1. File lots of lawsuits
2. ???
3. Profit!
by Mr. Spontaneous September 27, 2004
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Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.
At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!
by Boo You Whore! January 08, 2011
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Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.
by Mr.Badsause July 30, 2014
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