Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

bagnostic

Noun, a person who does not care whether their groceries are packed in paper or plastic bags. Adjective, describing one's lack of preference for either paper or plastic bags at the grocery store.

Paper or plastic you ask, well since I gave my reusable tote to a pet rescue, you pick, after all I'm bagnostic.

by E66man September 18, 2015

Bornos Time

that short period of time when ur in ur robe after a shower in the midst of your life completely falling apart.

Dang this calls for some bornos time.

by Tohighfkt August 2, 2020

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021

The Barns and Noble

Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck

That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.

by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016

andy banos

a kid who is spanish who likes playing scpf on Roblox, yeet

random kid: "whomst banos"
andy banos: "aye vrgbhdnwsmka"

by Banos May 16, 2018

Jim Barnes Middle School

A bunch of fake people where everyone gets in fights and acts like wanna be gang members

that kid probably goes to Jim Barnes Middle School

by fakehoe12345 December 21, 2018