Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!

Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!

by Gnane September 30, 2022

Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child

I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism

by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022

Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.

Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 26, 2022

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

hindu baptism

A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.

hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?

by syconic January 19, 2024

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024