Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child

I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism

Devonshire baptism by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022

Sidewalk Baptism 

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.

"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."

Sidewalk Baptism by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022

Southern Baptism 

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.

Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”

Southern Baptism by EdelieMoloney69420 October 26, 2022

European baptism 

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

European baptism by Willysaucy April 20, 2023

Hindu Baptism

After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM

I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".

Hindu Baptism by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Booty Baptism 

When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.

After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.

Booty Baptism by trippdophine August 9, 2023

Brown Baptism 

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

Brown Baptism by professional racist123 December 5, 2023