Clifford Banes

The absent host of In The Know, a spoof talk show created by The Onion. Banes is famous for frequently missing his show due to eccentric excuses.

I'm Julianna McKannis, filling in for Clifford Banes, who ran someone over in the parking lot about an hour ago.

by MinitrueEmployee May 3, 2023

Bane

A cane for blind people.

I'm going to buy a bane for my blind son.

by Pineapple Hairs September 24, 2020

Bane

A very serious, smooth headed man. He is in love with his counter self- Eddie brock. He can be seen sucking his toes and plaiting his toe hair daily. If you find him- be sure to start doing the whip nae nae or he will kill you.

“Bane.”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

MEXICAN BANE

WHEN A GUY IS SCREWING ANOTHER GENTLEMAN IN THE ASSHOLE AND THE RECEIVING GENTLE CLIMAXES INTO A TUBE ATTACHED TO A MASK THAT THE GIVER IS WEARING.

I have a some dried semen on my nose from Todd giving me a Mexican Bane last night.

by The American Joker May 13, 2022

Dirty Bane

When you balance her on your cock and spin her around like a beyblade

“Yoooo Alex just preformed a Dirty Bane on Amber”

by Definitely not who you think April 1, 2022

Banee

Someone who slays all day and everyday

Friend 1: WOW they are so Banee

Friend 2: Ik lets leave please

by kubgytrdesa April 7, 2022

Bane Syndrome

A fictional character who’s height started out normal at the beginning of it’s creation but gradually gets taller and taller with no end to the increasing height despite constant reassurance that the new height will be the last.
Usually scrawny as well, and eerie.

“My character started out as a small lad, but I ended up giving them Bane Syndrome and now they’re over 9 feet tall.”

by SnekyDoodle November 10, 2021