Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

Baloney Bop

To put it simply..... Engaging in sexual intercourse.

I performed the ol' Baloney Bop with Emily last night. It felt so damn good

by Hitler's Ally February 20, 2020

Baloney

Also spelled "Bahloney" Not to be confused with "Bologna, a type of lunchmeat." is something so full of bullshit it can't even be defined with a curse word thus, you just simply have to use a misspelled word for a cheap-ass lunchmeat to describe the object/person/situation.

2020 is such a baloney year.

by The Talking Brony July 12, 2020

Baloney

The real way you should spell bologna because the other way is shitty

dude 1: Hey you just hit a racoon!
dude 2: It's fineeee
dude 1: that's baloney! it's fucking dead!

by ZootedLove August 12, 2020

baloney

Meat paste, A weapon used to disturbs others and kill their enemies

Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"

by cidp October 20, 2020

I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023