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baloney

Meat paste, A weapon used to disturbs others and kill their enemies
Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"
by cidp October 20, 2020
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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suave baloney

When your baloney is more charming than you are.
The baloney was very suave. I didn't know such a suave baloney could exist!
by baba loney April 16, 2019
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you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021
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Baloney Bop

I performed the ol' Baloney Bop with Emily last night. It felt so damn good
by Hitler's Ally February 20, 2020
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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Super wacko crazy baloney

When something is so crazy or insane that it just turns to baloney
That school day was super wacko crazy baloney
by Purpstar615 July 12, 2023
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