Bake Josco

When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner

Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place

by Head soccer November 1, 2018

bakedshire

Nickname for berkshire school, a preppy boarding school in Sheffield, Massachusetts known for its excessive amount of weed use. Not a single kid or teacher on campus isn’t high 24/7.

Chad: How soon after Tad started Bakedshire did he get corrupted?
Brad: The first day! Hes the dealer now

by Hudson Smithhhh April 14, 2019

Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.

John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.

by a_crow May 2, 2011

The Baker

A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.

That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!

by xx69_Seth Rogen_69xx March 24, 2013

beijing backer

Verb: the action of getting fucked from behind in a Sanlitun back alley in Beijing.

"I totally gave that white girl a beijing backer the other night."

by doratheurbanexplora July 1, 2017

colton baker

An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.

Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."

by Ribzypooh May 16, 2018

Flat Backer

A Chick who is a slut and is all ways on her back ready to fuck

Man that Bitch is a total flat backer

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019