bacher

To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;

Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.

by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009

Bach

Johann Sebastian Bach. German musician and composer of the early-mid 18th century, specialized in harpsichord, orgue, piano, strings. Theoretician and first executor of the "well-tempered" tuning system in which all keys of different keyboards sound in tune, as in today's standards. Inventor of fugues, skilled musical, almost mathematical riddle master. The David Hilbert of music.

-"Wow, you play mean piano! Which music college did you go to?"
-"None, my grandma just forced me to practice Bach as a child".

by webseb May 6, 2008

Bacchiocchi

A very lengthy individual who claims to be Italian; yet has been on a lifetime coitus hiatus.

Man, that tall guy's a Bacchiocchi!

by nizlenizle April 18, 2009

Bach

Is the best person you’ll ever meet. He is kind and knowledgeable with big heart. He will do anything for you. Cares for everyone and everything. Is loyal and generous. Can be quite and reserved. Very artistic and a forward thinker. A tall handsome man with many gifts. Will love you forever. A caregiver. A Viking

Bach will help you with that or ask Bach, he knows.

by Bohemian 18 November 8, 2018

Death of a Bachelor

Death of a Bachelor is the fifth album by Panic! at the Disco. It was released on January 15, 2015. It has Victorious, Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time, Hallelujah, Emperor's New Clothes, Death of a Bachelor, Crazy=Genius, LA Devotee, Golden Days, The Good, the Bad and the Dirty, House of Memories, and Impossible Year on it.

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time is my favorite song from Death of a Bachelor.

by Pinkcat5678 July 5, 2016

Paul Schin Bach

"Pull Skin Back"
Name given to someone who can pull their foreskin over their sgrotum or further.

Alex is such a paul schin bach!

by 666casper666 August 13, 2007

Bachelor Pimp Pad

A bachelor pimp pad is typically a dwelling shared by two young bachelors, in the transitional period after college but before starting a real career.

The primary difference between a bachelor pimp pad and a typical dwelling is that a bachelor pimp pad is furnished much like a garage, with John Wayne American flags, shooting range targets, recliners, guitars and a foosball table.

Also known as a "BPP" or "B-dub-P".

Before we all go out Saturday night we're gonna pre-game it at our Bachelor Pimp Pad.

by Domeski January 3, 2011