Baboon Muscle

The real name of a popular YouTube bodybuilder who calls himself Kali Muscle.

"Hey, did you see Kali Muscle's new video?"
- "Who?"
"Kali Muscle."
- "Oh, you mean Baboon Muscle. No, I don't watch that baboon prick."

by Janoy Cresva April 21, 2018

Baboon Meat

Term coined by comedian Shamari Wilkins refering to slinging penis to various women.

I hit shawty up the other night to give her some baboon meat but she didn't reply.

by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019

baboonsilent

a roblox da hood player

apperence: Flying shirt and pants, missing 1 leg

''OMG, IS THAT BABOONSILENT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS''

by Urban Dictionary Master 1.022 April 20, 2022

Baeonce

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.

Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.

by gregben May 29, 2023

dirty baboon

When a girl has been recently penetrated, and brutally spanked on her ass. Her ass is red like a baboon for days on end.

That gurl has a dirty baboon

by rayjat July 31, 2017

Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

baboonish

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

by Arthur September 28, 2003