August 

The Absolute G.O.A.T.

August is actually better than tom brady

August by Augoose12 January 31, 2023

august 

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶

me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘

august by astro <3 February 15, 2023

August 

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

August by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

August 

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

August by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August 

A lesbian girl stuck in the closet

AUgust that on lesbian girl

August by Carlsfrog July 31, 2023

August 

Shoto

August looks like shoto

August by augustjones August 25, 2023

August 

A month close to the end of the year, but not quiet there.

If your name is August you can sit at the summer only table.

August by a definitioner January 20, 2024