asscrackgervitis

When someone has multiple asscracks.

Person 1: yo did you hear about bob?

Person2: no, what happened?

Person1: apparently he has asscrackgervitis!
Person2: ew dude!

by Flobro28 November 15, 2018

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream

1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream

by ezp12345 February 10, 2020

Asscrack

It’s in between yo ass

Hou you like see my asscrack

by Ndndjdjdndndndndn May 3, 2020

Assclapper

Someone with asscheeks so large, they clap against each other when he/she/they walks.

The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi

I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021

Jesus asscrack

When the clouds part and it rains

Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up

by bnnmmnbbmjb March 1, 2022

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

asscapades

When a man is homosexual and is in the company of sympathizing, like sexual preferenced friends.

Look at those guys, they are staring in the asscapades.

by Beau Swaims July 6, 2006