The Arbornaut

An Arborculturist based in the UK, focused on planting, protecting and preserving native UK tree species.

An Arborculturist focused on tree inspection via ground, aerial and drone methods.

They're swinging through trees like The Arbornaut

by The Arbornaut June 8, 2022

Dirty arborist

When having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and ejaculate on her face chest or back after cutting trees all day, then you run your fingers through your hair and sprinkle her with sawdust

Verb. I took this girl back to my place after work today and gave her the dirty arborist. She loved it.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

Ann Arbor Sober

Does not drink or do other drugs, just psychedelics (mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Mescaline, peyote, etc)

No more alcohol for me at concerts, I'm Ann Arbor sober

by Theyeff January 1, 2026