Ape-Shit 

to go ape- shit is to go completely crazy, to give up on any logical way to solve a problem and resort to violence.

Oh no you didn't
I Did!
Im gonna go ape-shit on your ass!

Ape-Shit by H.V May 22, 2009

Ape Factor 

The difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. Positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. Negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.

Dude, you're kind of slow on the draw, what's your ape factor? Wow, your a +4, now I understand...

Ape Factor by DrizzleDogg September 10, 2010

ape tit 

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

ape tit by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Ape Drape 

mullet

"it's short in front and long in back!" ~Vandals

Ape Drape by m0sher September 26, 2003

Ape Boy

A character in the awesome Insane Clown Posse film who attempts to rob "Donut Hut." This part was supposed to be played by Jamie Madrox (James Spaniolo), but was substituted by Violent J(Joseph Bruce).

Ape Boy's famous line:

"I'm in a ape suit! that means I dont give a FUCK!!!!"

Ape Boy by Koala Beer October 31, 2004

Ape Whore

An ex partner that walks like an ape, and acts like a whore.

Here comes ape whore

Ape Whore by pingpongdong May 15, 2010

ape it 

To accomplish a goal with more effort than the minimum needed. To apply your skill and style with the effort. To complete something to the max, creating the deep feeling of full accomplishment! To be content from a complete, finished goal. More than what is expected.

I'm going to ape it at the skate park today! See that band ape it at the concert last night? The Chefs at that restaurant aped it, it's one of the best meals that I've had! My sister aped it at the college, she earned a 4.0 G.P.A.. My friend aped it at work and got a raise!

ape it by coolledford October 27, 2013