Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 07, 2020

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chuckie please

The chuckie please: (v) the act of fingering a woman after the consumption of consumption.

I ate a whole bag of cheetos, so i had to chuckie please my girlfriend.

by Vagina eater February 11, 2014

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a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

by Woobie May 28, 2005

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The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

by Frank Caron March 28, 2008

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A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

by TFE July 26, 2006

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“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

by momentaralee May 08, 2008

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A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.

"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"

by yahomeboyman March 26, 2008

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