Amish Roundhouse

A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.

Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."

Eli: "What for sex move?"

Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."

Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."

Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."

by gavalan May 31, 2019

Amish picnic

A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.

Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.

by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021

Amish JackHammer

The act of flying 69'ing with a female. After ejaculation in her mouth, you pile-drive her into the ground.

"Dude, why is Chrissy in the hospital?"
"Shit got crazy last night, I pulled an Amish JackHammer so she's in a coma"

by StevieBush October 13, 2011

amish people

religion located in the USA, established in Europe but because of their beliefs that old school is the best thing ever had to move relocate to America.

Amish people believe in the almighty oldeysckooley god. to honour him they live like people did during the 17th century. however they have a crazy period called "Rumspringa" at an age of 16 they have had enough of the old ways and go out and explore the world, they mostly end up as drug-addicts or going back to the Amish culture.

Matt: hey did you see that junkie back there?
David: yes I did, he was most likely an Amish Person.
Matt: crazy Amish People

by prepare for the avenger March 4, 2009

Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

Amish Fetish

A non-Amish person who finds him/herself hopelessly attracted to Amish people. This is the worst kind of fetish because it is rarely satisfied.

After visiting Arthur, IL she realized she had a major Amish fetish.

His Amish fetish is very unrealistic.

by CS & CL June 29, 2008

amish jew

A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.

My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.

by amish jew March 17, 2008